As is the cause of most of my bouts of writing, it was 3 days till the end of 2009 and feeling the sentiments of an old fool (I like to think of it as a stocktake), I wrote a list of 22 things I've learned at the age of 22. This is in my opinion, one of the better things I've ever written in the expletive-filled, wanky dramatic, long soliloquies that constitute my personal journal. A lot of it still stands too reading it 2 years later, though I'd change the grammar and sentence structure, the heart of the meat is still gold. So here it is, life lessons from Karen.
Put on your SRS BSNS pants cause shit is about to get real.
1. My parents are real-life superheroes.
2. Life is unfair.
3. Biting your cheek and holding your tongue is one of the best yet hardest thing to do in this world.
4. You cannot fight evil with good, sometimes a little trickery is needed to level the score.
5. Instant gratification rules out logic, rationale and sanity.
6. Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
7. Everybody's problems are always smaller and less significant than they think.
8. You cannot save somebody who doesn't want help.
9. Our mind is stronger than anything else that exists.
10. A leopard cannot change its spots.
11. Self-awareness may be one of the most underrated elements in a person's personality.
12. Hope is the best and worst thing in life.
13. Lying is not a sin.
14. Tragedy and comedy are but two faces of the same coin.
15. Education will change the future.
16. The person who chooses to cut through mountains rather than climb them is a person who is
prone to making ill choices in life.
17. Talk isn't worth anything without action.
18. People's issues are taken to the grave.
19. People always have choices in life - often making the harder ones means sacrificing more.
20. You are responsible for every action that you make and take.
21. Life is cyclical.
22. Money will not bring happiness. But it can help ensure that misery is spent in comfort.
These are the simple weathered truths I hold to be true.
Thursday, November 10, 2011
Sunday, October 9, 2011
Three 2011 Halloween Costume Ideas
Be warned: political correctness didn't get an invite to this party.
1. Rick Genest
All you really need is a razor blade to shave and a whole box of black sharpies. If you have a deft hand at copying shapes and patterns, all the better.
2. Marty McFly from Back to the Future
I mean, the shoes are already here! Well, kinda. If you have a million dollars.
3. Steve Jobs
Take one turtleneck, blue jeans, pair of wire-framed glasses and strap on a pair of wings (or devil horns, if you're Team PC) - too soon?
1. Rick Genest
All you really need is a razor blade to shave and a whole box of black sharpies. If you have a deft hand at copying shapes and patterns, all the better.
2. Marty McFly from Back to the Future
I mean, the shoes are already here! Well, kinda. If you have a million dollars.
3. Steve Jobs
Take one turtleneck, blue jeans, pair of wire-framed glasses and strap on a pair of wings (or devil horns, if you're Team PC) - too soon?
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
I am Jack's Complete Lack of Effort
It's the last quarter of 2011 and you're at the moment where you realize with panic-laced nostalgia that nine months are up. The end of the year beckons like the neighbourhood rottweiler you always kind of hated, rearing up on its hindleg, teeth bared, growl afoot; a reminder that another year in your life is soon to pass and what the hell have you been doing all this time anyway. And when I say 'you', I really mean 'me'. Or I suppose if you've been feeling that way too then here's a canapé, don't hog the wine at this pity party.
True to my remarkably lazy and realistic nature, I made two resolutions at the start of the year. The first, to make a better effort in keeping in contact with friends, which I'm glad to say has been fairly successful, though unfortunately really limited to friends on Whatsapp; and even then I'm that "it's instant messaging, why the hell would anyone take 2 days to reply" person you bitch about. The second, to work on my fitness level, which given the minimal effort, I'd rate at a resounding B+ thus far. It would appear that I'm on track so far to finishing out the year with a small pat on the back.
But what I forgot to include, a rather important number three I should add, was the need to keep on writing. I used to write more at work, but since March, I've mostly been editing and crafting stories instead. I've been feeling the need to put pen to paper lately, figurative or not, but the kicker is a good friend sitting me down and telling me that I need to get back into it. He reminded me about some truths I hold to be true - writing is a discipline and much like language, if you don't use it, you lose it. So this is my attempt to instill some discipline and flex that limp noodle of a creative muscle of mine.
In an ideal world, I'd be six-pec a-gunnin' come year end. But realistically, I'm thinking it best to aim for Seth Rogen's weight loss in The Green Hornet; not completely impossible if you keep hacking away at it. So here's to fresh starts and keeping the panic at bay, for at least a little while longer; to learning discipline and reloving the written word; and most of all, refreshing my annual membership to the alliteration association. You have been warned.
True to my remarkably lazy and realistic nature, I made two resolutions at the start of the year. The first, to make a better effort in keeping in contact with friends, which I'm glad to say has been fairly successful, though unfortunately really limited to friends on Whatsapp; and even then I'm that "it's instant messaging, why the hell would anyone take 2 days to reply" person you bitch about. The second, to work on my fitness level, which given the minimal effort, I'd rate at a resounding B+ thus far. It would appear that I'm on track so far to finishing out the year with a small pat on the back.
But what I forgot to include, a rather important number three I should add, was the need to keep on writing. I used to write more at work, but since March, I've mostly been editing and crafting stories instead. I've been feeling the need to put pen to paper lately, figurative or not, but the kicker is a good friend sitting me down and telling me that I need to get back into it. He reminded me about some truths I hold to be true - writing is a discipline and much like language, if you don't use it, you lose it. So this is my attempt to instill some discipline and flex that limp noodle of a creative muscle of mine.
In an ideal world, I'd be six-pec a-gunnin' come year end. But realistically, I'm thinking it best to aim for Seth Rogen's weight loss in The Green Hornet; not completely impossible if you keep hacking away at it. So here's to fresh starts and keeping the panic at bay, for at least a little while longer; to learning discipline and reloving the written word; and most of all, refreshing my annual membership to the alliteration association. You have been warned.
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